“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
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kwltiger:
What a great night at I Love This city!!!
lol rock on
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The Ballad Of The Salad - “Sunshine”
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chaystar:
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:’(
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m4nduh:
this is me tho…
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mylifeismaddie:
Me in physics
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These have been the 2 most amazing nights of my life. I Love This City!
K time to be a drama queen about my fractured foot. I never broke a bone in my life...